Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Please forget about me being a Deregulator....
I mean please do not watch this video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycPJr7YWmQ .
And right now I am giving a speech in Bethlehem, PA saying not to trust Barack Obama because what he says now, doesn't equal to what he said in the past.
But, I keep forgetting (its the age thing) that I have been a DEREGULATOR for decades. I only decided to be pro-regulation when my nuts got in a bind because of the financial Katrina created by the administration of the last president who's name does escape me at the time (again, the age thing). So, since I can't remember who the last 8 years belonged to, and since the 8 years prior to him were really great and we need to get there financially again, but that guy was a evil democrat bastard, I can't name him either (the pride thing). So, instead I'll go for the Reagan guy. Everyone loves an old Republican. But they don't like celebrities! Except for Reagan, and Arnold...you know the gov of California.
I have to get back to my speech. I am writing you this letter on my blackberry which I personally programmed to read my mind and email my contact list. I am a genius, but I actually voted against the bill that would allow you guys out there to have this technology. Sucks to be you.
Sarah Palin thinks we are where Jesus was born. The public loves it so I won't correct her.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Enough about Sarah's stupid Tina Fey glasses, she may look smart but when she opens that mouth and spews, we know different....
Oh sure, McCain has 26 years in Washington and has deregulated everything!!! (but somehow is now for regulations?)
And Obama is Harvard educated, smart, articulate, and blah blah blah....
Why isn't anyone saying how HOT Joe Biden is????????? I mean honestly, the Democrat ticket is WAY sexier than the Republican one....
So, on pure sex appeal.....which I think is the Republican platform this year since they have NOTHING ELSE TO RUN ON.....I'm going with a Smokin' Hot Cup of Joe...Joe Biden that is...
"Sarah complained about the “old boy’s club” when she first ran for Mayor, so what did she bring Wasilla? A new set of “old boys”. Palin fired most of the experienced staff she inherited. At the City and as Governor she hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on her for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further her personal agenda, as she has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the State’s top cop."
Now, replace this with this....In 2000:
"Bush complained about the “old boy’s club” when he first ran for President, so what did he bring Washington? A new set of “old boys”. Bush fired most of the experienced staff he inherited. As the Governor of Texas and the President he hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on him for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further his personal agenda, as he has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the Nations' top cop."
(The "top cop" could be Richard Clarke?)
This woman is Carrie Bradshaw in fake Pradas...something just ain't right!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
I guess Karma is a bitch.....
Wonder how dickish that guy feels now. The DNC has picture perfect weather for Obama's speech and the whole first night of the RNC was SHOT!!!!!!
But no skin off these repukes back....
They just high tailed it to the Minneapolis / St. Paul bathroom for a little snuggling...Larry Craig style....
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
".....Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby ........."
How come Bristol gets a DECISION whether or not to keep the baby? A decision means a choice between options.
Palin is PRO-LIFE in every circumstance even incest and rape!!!!!
Why does Bristol get a DECISION when the rest of American Women would not under a Palin administration????
Get this woman back to Alaska where she can oversee the breeding going on at the Governor's mansion....