Top Ten Reasons Bush Invaded Iraq

10. "I shall avenge my father!!!!"
9. "Halliburton"
8. "Osama Who?"
7. "We sold them the weapons, why not help them use them?"
6. "Rummy needed a summer project"
5. "Why not? The revenues from the oil will pay for the war..."
4. "There's oil in them there....sand dunes"
3. "Cheney told me to"
2. "To bring Jessica Simpson's boobs to the middle east"
1. "Cause I'm the Decider"