Dear Friends,
Please forget about me being a Deregulator....
I mean please do not watch this video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycPJr7YWmQ .
And right now I am giving a speech in Bethlehem, PA saying not to trust Barack Obama because what he says now, doesn't equal to what he said in the past.
But, I keep forgetting (its the age thing) that I have been a DEREGULATOR for decades. I only decided to be pro-regulation when my nuts got in a bind because of the financial Katrina created by the administration of the last president who's name does escape me at the time (again, the age thing). So, since I can't remember who the last 8 years belonged to, and since the 8 years prior to him were really great and we need to get there financially again, but that guy was a evil democrat bastard, I can't name him either (the pride thing). So, instead I'll go for the Reagan guy. Everyone loves an old Republican. But they don't like celebrities! Except for Reagan, and Arnold...you know the gov of California.
I have to get back to my speech. I am writing you this letter on my blackberry which I personally programmed to read my mind and email my contact list. I am a genius, but I actually voted against the bill that would allow you guys out there to have this technology. Sucks to be you.
Sarah Palin thinks we are where Jesus was born. The public loves it so I won't correct her.
John
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Joe Biden is D.Lish.Us.
Enough about Sarah's stupid Tina Fey glasses, she may look smart but when she opens that mouth and spews, we know different....
Oh sure, McCain has 26 years in Washington and has deregulated everything!!! (but somehow is now for regulations?)
And Obama is Harvard educated, smart, articulate, and blah blah blah....
Why isn't anyone saying how HOT Joe Biden is????????? I mean honestly, the Democrat ticket is WAY sexier than the Republican one....
So, on pure sex appeal.....which I think is the Republican platform this year since they have NOTHING ELSE TO RUN ON.....I'm going with a Smokin' Hot Cup of Joe...Joe Biden that is...
Sarah Bush
I have read Anne Kilkenny's letter about Sarah Palin and this paragraph struck me....In fact, struck me so hard, I went right back to 2001.....
"Sarah complained about the “old boy’s club” when she first ran for Mayor, so what did she bring Wasilla? A new set of “old boys”. Palin fired most of the experienced staff she inherited. At the City and as Governor she hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on her for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further her personal agenda, as she has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the State’s top cop."
Now, replace this with this....In 2000:
"Bush complained about the “old boy’s club” when he first ran for President, so what did he bring Washington? A new set of “old boys”. Bush fired most of the experienced staff he inherited. As the Governor of Texas and the President he hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on him for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further his personal agenda, as he has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the Nations' top cop."
(The "top cop" could be Richard Clarke?)
This woman is Carrie Bradshaw in fake Pradas...something just ain't right!
Obama/Biden 08
"Sarah complained about the “old boy’s club” when she first ran for Mayor, so what did she bring Wasilla? A new set of “old boys”. Palin fired most of the experienced staff she inherited. At the City and as Governor she hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on her for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further her personal agenda, as she has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the State’s top cop."
Now, replace this with this....In 2000:
"Bush complained about the “old boy’s club” when he first ran for President, so what did he bring Washington? A new set of “old boys”. Bush fired most of the experienced staff he inherited. As the Governor of Texas and the President he hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on him for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further his personal agenda, as he has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the Nations' top cop."
(The "top cop" could be Richard Clarke?)
This woman is Carrie Bradshaw in fake Pradas...something just ain't right!
Obama/Biden 08
Monday, September 8, 2008
Food for thought.
- Jesus Christ was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.
Thank you Huffingtonpost commentor....
That was good.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Praying for Rain....UPDATE
Remember the tard from Focus on the Family who asked his nation to pray for a downpour during Obama's speech????
I guess Karma is a bitch.....
Wonder how dickish that guy feels now. The DNC has picture perfect weather for Obama's speech and the whole first night of the RNC was SHOT!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
But no skin off these repukes back....
They just high tailed it to the Minneapolis / St. Paul bathroom for a little snuggling...Larry Craig style....
sinners
Peace ya'll.....
I guess Karma is a bitch.....
Wonder how dickish that guy feels now. The DNC has picture perfect weather for Obama's speech and the whole first night of the RNC was SHOT!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!
But no skin off these repukes back....
They just high tailed it to the Minneapolis / St. Paul bathroom for a little snuggling...Larry Craig style....
sinners
Peace ya'll.....
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
How come Bristol got a Choice????????
Sarah Palin issued a written statement about Bristol's pregnancy:
".....Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby ........."
WAIT, WHAT?????
How come Bristol gets a DECISION whether or not to keep the baby? A decision means a choice between options.
Palin is PRO-LIFE in every circumstance even incest and rape!!!!!
Why does Bristol get a DECISION when the rest of American Women would not under a Palin administration????
Get this woman back to Alaska where she can oversee the breeding going on at the Governor's mansion....
Damn..
".....Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby ........."
WAIT, WHAT?????
How come Bristol gets a DECISION whether or not to keep the baby? A decision means a choice between options.
Palin is PRO-LIFE in every circumstance even incest and rape!!!!!
Why does Bristol get a DECISION when the rest of American Women would not under a Palin administration????
Get this woman back to Alaska where she can oversee the breeding going on at the Governor's mansion....
Damn..
Monday, September 1, 2008
Sarah Palin is NOT going to bother herself with American History...
Here is Palin’s response to a candidate questionnaire for the Alaska 2006 gubernatorial race:
Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?
SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.
I'm guessing while Sarah was teaching her 17 year old daughter the dangers of teenage pregnancy and how condoms are BAAAADD, she should have picked up a damn history book....
The phrase "under God" was not added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954.
Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?
SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.
I'm guessing while Sarah was teaching her 17 year old daughter the dangers of teenage pregnancy and how condoms are BAAAADD, she should have picked up a damn history book....
The phrase "under God" was not added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954.
McCain/ Palin 2008
The Republicans are going for the "awww...she sure is purdy aint she pa" vote. Nice to see that Republicans are turning back to into Heterosexuals......
Wtf...
Pregnancy-gate, Trooper-gate...
Cindy McCain thinks Palin has foreign policy experience cause Alaska is close to Russia. Well, Jose has a gas station close to the Texas/Mexico border, so....JOSE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL!
Take another Vicodin Cindy.
Here is a picture of Palin a mere 5 weeks before she gave birth to her daughter's baby....ahem....
But the Republicans are SO ARROGANT and frankly STUPID, they think they will get away with it.
I guess all the talking heads who think Obama was "not experienced enough to run the country" think Palin is?????? You know the VP is not just the cantankerous old fart who shoots people in the face, the VP is actually one heartbeat away from the OVAL OFFICE, which PALIN is NOT QUALIFIED IN ANY WAY FOR!!!!!
Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is just crazy.
Honestly, I think McCain knows he is going to lose the big election. So instead of ruining the careers of Romney, Pawlently or all the other Evangelical Preacher looking VP vetters, he chose a WOMAN with a dismal and quite empty record so when he has a pathetic showing, he can blame his VP choice....A WOMAN!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Praying for rain.....
Okay, the Asshats at Focus on the Family have done it yet again....
Praying for "downpours" during Obama's speech at the Democratic Convention....
Do these pricks even read the Bible? Could there be a more selfish prayer??
Do you think the mass exodus from New Orleans due to Katrina, or the people in the mid-west who just recently lost homes and lives would 'amen' such a prayer?
Plus, GOD can't bring the floods and isn't listening to your self-serving prayers.....
The man who is going to save us all from eternal hell and damnation (aka Bush foreign policy and economic plan)...is on vacation in Hawaii....
Plus, Denver.....
Denver....
I remember something about Denver.....who was that guy....you know that EVANGELICAL preacher.....the leader of Life Church...you know the one...the one who visited the White House and was one of President Bush's spiritual advisors....you know......
Yes! Ass sex and meth high loving TED HAGGARD!!!
Denver is where ALL the closet homosexual evangelical preachers ( like 99% of all of them) go for "massages" and to buy meth "just to throw it away later".....
THAT is why they are praying for rain.....its a good excuse for all the "spiritual advisors" like Dobson to stay in their hotels and "order in"......
Praying for "downpours" during Obama's speech at the Democratic Convention....
Do these pricks even read the Bible? Could there be a more selfish prayer??
Do you think the mass exodus from New Orleans due to Katrina, or the people in the mid-west who just recently lost homes and lives would 'amen' such a prayer?
Plus, GOD can't bring the floods and isn't listening to your self-serving prayers.....
The man who is going to save us all from eternal hell and damnation (aka Bush foreign policy and economic plan)...is on vacation in Hawaii....
Plus, Denver.....
Denver....
I remember something about Denver.....who was that guy....you know that EVANGELICAL preacher.....the leader of Life Church...you know the one...the one who visited the White House and was one of President Bush's spiritual advisors....you know......
Yes! Ass sex and meth high loving TED HAGGARD!!!
Denver is where ALL the closet homosexual evangelical preachers ( like 99% of all of them) go for "massages" and to buy meth "just to throw it away later".....
THAT is why they are praying for rain.....its a good excuse for all the "spiritual advisors" like Dobson to stay in their hotels and "order in"......
Timothy Dale Johnson...another reason gun laws suck and handguns are for pussies...
My condolences to the Gwatney family for their loss. It was a senseless killing, with an even senseless killer.
Just how mentally unstable do you have to be to obtain a handgun???
They found not one, but two handguns in Timothy Dale Johnson's truck after police shot and killed this waste of oxygen. This guy was "shaking" when he turned in his Target credentials after writing graffiti on a wall in the Target where he was employed. How very truck stop of him. What did he write? "For some serious man love, be here at 2am sharp!"?
Okay, so I'm guessing he has shown some mental instability in the past. He may not have a criminal record to speak of, but his mental stability had to come into question at one point. You don't just lose you wiring after getting fired from a making 8 bucks and hour at flipping Target!
If this isn' YET ANOTHER example of how the gun laws in this Gawdforsaken country desperately need an enema...i don't know what would substanciate as one.
Just how mentally unstable do you have to be to obtain a handgun???
They found not one, but two handguns in Timothy Dale Johnson's truck after police shot and killed this waste of oxygen. This guy was "shaking" when he turned in his Target credentials after writing graffiti on a wall in the Target where he was employed. How very truck stop of him. What did he write? "For some serious man love, be here at 2am sharp!"?
Okay, so I'm guessing he has shown some mental instability in the past. He may not have a criminal record to speak of, but his mental stability had to come into question at one point. You don't just lose you wiring after getting fired from a making 8 bucks and hour at flipping Target!
If this isn' YET ANOTHER example of how the gun laws in this Gawdforsaken country desperately need an enema...i don't know what would substanciate as one.
For the Peaches!!!
Okay, before you redneck dumbasses call Rush Limbaugh's or James Dobson's radio shows wondering "how in the hell did the Russians get into Georgia?"......
LOL.
Im just laughing literally out loud about this. You know there are some idiots out there who were watching NASCAR, drinking Keystone and eating Cheetoes when the remote fell off the Wal-mart Lazy Boy knock-off recliner accidentally changing the TV sitting on a wire spool to CNN with "BREAKING NEWS" reports of the Russians invading and bombing Gerogia.....
If you close your eyes you can almost hear Appalacia collectively grabbing their unregistered guns and "survival gear" (aka, beef jerky, shotgun shells)and firing up the Chevy truck with the rebel flag license plate, fake metal bull nuts hanging from the bumper and a "W" windshield sticker...headed to defend Savannah.....
LOL.
Im just laughing literally out loud about this. You know there are some idiots out there who were watching NASCAR, drinking Keystone and eating Cheetoes when the remote fell off the Wal-mart Lazy Boy knock-off recliner accidentally changing the TV sitting on a wire spool to CNN with "BREAKING NEWS" reports of the Russians invading and bombing Gerogia.....
If you close your eyes you can almost hear Appalacia collectively grabbing their unregistered guns and "survival gear" (aka, beef jerky, shotgun shells)and firing up the Chevy truck with the rebel flag license plate, fake metal bull nuts hanging from the bumper and a "W" windshield sticker...headed to defend Savannah.....
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
TOBY KEITH IS A RACIST REDNECK PIG
Okay, the Dixie Chicks were right....Fuck You Toby Keith
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/lynching-advocate-toby-ke_b_116995.html
In a radio show interview, the uber-conservative, "stick a boot in their ass" mentality of Toby Keith showed through yet once again. He said that Obama doesn't walk, talk or carry himself as a black man and says that basically the only reason he is in contention for the white house is because he "acts caucasion".
OMG.
I forgot that white rednecks who watch NASCAR like Keith have all the "smarts" to be President. I mean, look at brush-clearin' Bush. He was a good ol' boy.
Toby....stick to your stupid songs and your shitty bar-b-que joint and shut the fuck up about things you have no idea about.
And this is rich......before he says that Obama "acts" white, he talks about we can't get passed the racism that has plagued our nation for so many years. Laughable.
When people like Mr. Keith can see totally past color and all the stereotypes, then we have surpassed racism. And Toby Keith clearly sees people as "acting white" or "acting black"....
Which is racist.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/lynching-advocate-toby-ke_b_116995.html
In a radio show interview, the uber-conservative, "stick a boot in their ass" mentality of Toby Keith showed through yet once again. He said that Obama doesn't walk, talk or carry himself as a black man and says that basically the only reason he is in contention for the white house is because he "acts caucasion".
OMG.
I forgot that white rednecks who watch NASCAR like Keith have all the "smarts" to be President. I mean, look at brush-clearin' Bush. He was a good ol' boy.
Toby....stick to your stupid songs and your shitty bar-b-que joint and shut the fuck up about things you have no idea about.
And this is rich......before he says that Obama "acts" white, he talks about we can't get passed the racism that has plagued our nation for so many years. Laughable.
When people like Mr. Keith can see totally past color and all the stereotypes, then we have surpassed racism. And Toby Keith clearly sees people as "acting white" or "acting black"....
Which is racist.
Monday, July 28, 2008
VIVA OBAMA!!!!!!!
The other day, I got my "OBAMA 08" bumper sticker in the mail and it took me about 20 seconds to run out and slap it on the back of the car.
It took about 30 minutes into driving around town before I got the finger.
I just love "moral" conservatives....
Viva Obama !
It took about 30 minutes into driving around town before I got the finger.
I just love "moral" conservatives....
Viva Obama !
Monday, July 21, 2008
ALOT of B.S.....
"....and the Douchebag of the Day Award goes to....Senator Kevin L. Bryant.."
Let's compare Mr. Bryant to.......
meth and ass sex loving Ted Haggard!!!!
They both have rosy little red cheekies and the same hair dye.......
Senator Kevin L. Bryant District 3 - Anderson Co.Contact Address:
(H)
104-A North Ave., Anderson, 29625
Cell
(864) 202-8394
(C)
606 Gressette Bldg., Columbia, 29201
Bus.
(803) 212-6024
E-Mail Address: BRYANTK@scsenate.org
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
From Wonkette.....Jesse Helms
OMG....I was laughing so hard when I read this from Wonkette.
As we all know, racist old colostomy bag Jesse Helms bravely died on the patriotic anti-gay July 4 day of American Independence … or did he?
Our sources in North Carolina say there’s an insane nursing-home cover-up engineered by the Jesse Helms Center’s goons to make gullible racist Americans believe Helms died and went to Hell in the early hours of July 4, when his rancid body actually expired on the night of July 3!
Sure, you’re an elitist communist and you’re thinking, “Who could possibly give a shit when Jesse Helms died, except that he should’ve died forty or fifty years ago, when it might’ve made a difference?”
As we learned this weekend, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams and Jesus all died on the Fourth of July, proving their Super Patriotism. If Jesse Helms also died on July 4, that would give special comfort to the bitters, while also making slavery retroactively legal again. But this is what we’re hearing from our southern operatives:
“It appears that the little shit, Helms, might actually have died at 10:30 p.m. on 7/3 and the nursing home faked the records.”
We asked for details, proof, linkage, and about all we’ve learned for sure is that this rumor appeared in the comments of a New York Times post about Helms’ death and then the comments were disappeared, the same way Helms’ right-wing death-squad boyfriends in Latin America disappeared their freedom-loving enemies!
Today, we’re hearing through a “contact” at the Mayview Convalescent Center in Raleigh — where Helms died and spent his last rotten years — that the nursing home deliberately falsified the time of death, probably on orders from the Jesse Helms Center.
Hilarious......
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Bush's Torture Policy
Did you catch Addison's testimony last week? Basically if he had just shown up with a big "Fuck this" written on his t-shirt, that would have pretty much summed it up.
Does this administration really just thumb it's nose at accountability and the Legislative leg of this so called system of government with checks and balances?
They have lawyers for the lawyers, each with their own perception of the law. Now, the SCOTUS is trying to "interpret" the Constitution to apply what they thought the founding fathers "intended" to say. Well, I guess I can agree with the "all MEN are created equal" thingy....that was intended to say "all Human Beings are created equal"...they kind of dropped the ink well on that one.
I really used to be all about the President being corrupt and a slimebag, but I think that is just a mute point now. I really think the sleeze comes straight from the Office of the Vice President. His cronies were the ones who penned the torture memos, his office was the one who held secret meetings with energy company officials(pre-9/11) before his terrorism task force met (post 9/11 btw), Haliburton no-bids, and he outed covert op Valerie Plame. He shot his friend in the freaking face. They don't call him "Dick" for nothing. Addington is one of his knights in this round table of shame and moral-corruptness. But you have to give Addington some cred, I guess he could have opted for the "phone-it-in" version that Rove wanted to give the Committee.
Don't you miss the days where the VP just bitched and moaned and embarassed himself at spelling bees?
Just wake up people...there won't be an election in November. Bush will declare martial law after invading Iran around..... I say..... Late September, early October. Just a predict.
Peace ya'll
Friday, June 27, 2008
What?????
Who the hell gave Joey Fattone ANOTHER singing show/catastrophe to host?????
BYE...BYE....BYE.....
BYE...BYE....BYE.....
Friday song blogging....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCROzdKH_8A
Favorite song....eva!!!!!!
It's "Blue" by the Jayhawks on the CD "Tomorrow the Green Grass"
And to the punk who stole mine, rot....rot...rot....
Happy Friday blogging.....im supposed to be working on the wedding.....
Shells
Favorite song....eva!!!!!!
It's "Blue" by the Jayhawks on the CD "Tomorrow the Green Grass"
And to the punk who stole mine, rot....rot...rot....
Happy Friday blogging.....im supposed to be working on the wedding.....
Shells
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Dear Santa,
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Scott Kalitta dad's Kalitta Air connected to military and CIA
On Saturday, June 21, 2008, Scott Kalitta, funny car driver, was killed when his car crashed and burst into flames.
Scott Kalitta's funny car was sponsored by his family's air freight company, Kalitta Air.
On Sunday, May28, a 25 year old Boeing 747 Kalitta jet, N704CK, crashed on take-off from Brussels airport. The specific plane is one of four of the company’s 747-200F’s and it regularly flies on Kalitta’s European cargo service to New York and Chicago, according to the company’s web schedule.
Amnesty International has reported that Kalitta Air has been linked to “covert intelligence and military operations” but unlike other CIA contractors that appear to be dummy companies run by fictitious individuals, it was founded by a Conrad Kalitta, a retired U.S. drag racing driver.
The plane was carrying 76 tons of cargo, half of which Belgian media reported to be mail. Details of the remaining cargo were not revealed.
In 2006, the U.S. military spent about $1.2 million to bring home the dead on commercial flights. The military sought a more "dignified" way of transport and awarded Kalitta Air the contract. The six-month Kalitta contract is worth up to $11 million.
According to a French report:
The flight also appears Sunday struck quirks: arrived Saturday between 16 and 17 hours, it returned Sunday to 13 am 30. A period quite unusual for a simple "refueling" Newark between the USA and Bahrain. A period which raises questions about possible repair work that would have been made that would not stem the blackout treated. . The aircraft has also violated the conditions of wind off with a knot tailwind, which is prohibited by day at Zaventem.
The question of the exact cargo of the plane accident was also raised. The flight was chartered by DHL, which is why it is spent by Brussels rather than Bierset, where two planes Kalitta arise each day. They pay the fuel more expensive, but officially earn time and therefore rights airport. Monday evening, while the rumour was that military equipment is on board, the U.S. embassy in Brussels wished to clarify that the Boeing 747 contained diplomatic courier. The permanent presence of U.S. military near the carcass not explained the need to monitor courier, a usual procedure.
http://www.fedspending.org/fpds/fpds.php?parent_id=154943&detail=-1 (click on list of transactions)
In 2003 Kalitta air was awarded 18million plus from the Department of Defense. Of course, in 2003 the CIA carried out most of it's "rendition flights". Of course this was also at the height of the war and Kalitta could be carrying cargo.
More later......
Scott Kalitta's funny car was sponsored by his family's air freight company, Kalitta Air.
On Sunday, May28, a 25 year old Boeing 747 Kalitta jet, N704CK, crashed on take-off from Brussels airport. The specific plane is one of four of the company’s 747-200F’s and it regularly flies on Kalitta’s European cargo service to New York and Chicago, according to the company’s web schedule.
Amnesty International has reported that Kalitta Air has been linked to “covert intelligence and military operations” but unlike other CIA contractors that appear to be dummy companies run by fictitious individuals, it was founded by a Conrad Kalitta, a retired U.S. drag racing driver.
The plane was carrying 76 tons of cargo, half of which Belgian media reported to be mail. Details of the remaining cargo were not revealed.
In 2006, the U.S. military spent about $1.2 million to bring home the dead on commercial flights. The military sought a more "dignified" way of transport and awarded Kalitta Air the contract. The six-month Kalitta contract is worth up to $11 million.
According to a French report:
The flight also appears Sunday struck quirks: arrived Saturday between 16 and 17 hours, it returned Sunday to 13 am 30. A period quite unusual for a simple "refueling" Newark between the USA and Bahrain. A period which raises questions about possible repair work that would have been made that would not stem the blackout treated. . The aircraft has also violated the conditions of wind off with a knot tailwind, which is prohibited by day at Zaventem.
The question of the exact cargo of the plane accident was also raised. The flight was chartered by DHL, which is why it is spent by Brussels rather than Bierset, where two planes Kalitta arise each day. They pay the fuel more expensive, but officially earn time and therefore rights airport. Monday evening, while the rumour was that military equipment is on board, the U.S. embassy in Brussels wished to clarify that the Boeing 747 contained diplomatic courier. The permanent presence of U.S. military near the carcass not explained the need to monitor courier, a usual procedure.
http://www.fedspending.org/fpds/fpds.php?parent_id=154943&detail=-1 (click on list of transactions)
In 2003 Kalitta air was awarded 18million plus from the Department of Defense. Of course, in 2003 the CIA carried out most of it's "rendition flights". Of course this was also at the height of the war and Kalitta could be carrying cargo.
More later......
Friday, June 20, 2008
Top Ten Reasons Bush Invaded Iraq
10. "I shall avenge my father!!!!"
9. "Halliburton"
8. "Osama Who?"
7. "We sold them the weapons, why not help them use them?"
6. "Rummy needed a summer project"
5. "Why not? The revenues from the oil will pay for the war..."
4. "There's oil in them there....sand dunes"
3. "Cheney told me to"
2. "To bring Jessica Simpson's boobs to the middle east"
1. "Cause I'm the Decider"
9. "Halliburton"
8. "Osama Who?"
7. "We sold them the weapons, why not help them use them?"
6. "Rummy needed a summer project"
5. "Why not? The revenues from the oil will pay for the war..."
4. "There's oil in them there....sand dunes"
3. "Cheney told me to"
2. "To bring Jessica Simpson's boobs to the middle east"
1. "Cause I'm the Decider"
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Sunday, June 15, 2008
35 Articles of Impeachment
Actually, I was surprised there was only 35.....
But in case you haven't been paying attention or you have been living under a rock, here they are:
Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War Against Iraq. Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With Misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.
Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.
Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.
Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.
Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of H. J. Res114.
Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.
Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.
Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor.
Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes.
Article XI
Establishment of Permanent U.S. Military Bases in Iraq.
Article XII
Initiating a War Against Iraq for Control of That Nation's Natural Resources.
Article XIII
Creating a Secret Task Force to Develop Energy and Military Policies With Respect to Iraq and Other Countries.
Article XIV
Misprision of a Felony, Misuse and Exposure of Classified Information And Obstruction of Justice in the Matter of Valerie Plame Wilson, Clandestine Agent of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Article XV
Providing Immunity from Prosecution for Criminal Contractors in Iraq.
Article XVI
Reckless Misspending and Waste of U.S. Tax Dollars in Connection With Iraq and US Contractors.
Article XVII
Illegal Detention: Detaining Indefinitely And Without Charge Persons Both U.S. Citizens and Foreign Captives.
Article XVIII
Torture: Secretly Authorizing, and Encouraging the Use of Torture Against Captives in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Other Places, as a Matter of Official Policy.
Article XIX
Rendition: Kidnapping People and Taking Them Against Their Will to "Black Sites" Located in Other Nations, Including Nations Known to Practice Torture.
Article XX
Imprisoning Children.
Article XXI
Misleading Congress and the American People About Threats from Iran, and Supporting Terrorist Organizations Within Iran, With the Goal of Overthrowing the Iranian Government.
Article XXII
Creating Secret Laws.
Article XXIII
Violation of the Posse Comitatus Act.
Article XXIV
Spying on American Citizens, Without a Court-Ordered Warrant, in Violation of the Law and the Fourth Amendment.
Article XXV
Directing Telecommunications Companies to Create an Illegal and Unconstitutional Database of the Private Telephone Numbers and Emails of American Citizens.
Article XXVI
Announcing the Intent to Violate Laws with Signing Statements.
Article XXVII
Failing to Comply with Congressional Subpoenas and Instructing Former Employees Not to Comply.
Article XXVIII
Tampering with Free and Fair Elections, Corruption of the Administration of Justice.
Article XXIX
Conspiracy to Violate the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Article XXX
Misleading Congress and the American People in an Attempt to Destroy Medicare.
Article XXXI
Katrina: Failure to Plan for the Predicted Disaster of Hurricane Katrina, Failure to Respond to a Civil Emergency.
Article XXXII
Misleading Congress and the American People, Systematically Undermining Efforts to Address Global Climate Change.
Article XXXIII
Repeatedly Ignored and Failed to Respond to High Level Intelligence Warnings of Planned Terrorist Attacks in the US, Prior to 911.
Article XXXIV
Obstruction of the Investigation into the Attacks of September 11, 2001.
Article XXXV
Endangering the Health of 911 First Responders.
_______ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSHResolved, that President George W. Bush be impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in the name of itself and of the people of the United States of America, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against President George W. Bush for high crimes and misdemeanors.In his conduct while President of the United States, George W. Bush, in violation of his constitutional oath to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has committed the following abuses of power.
But in case you haven't been paying attention or you have been living under a rock, here they are:
Article I
Creating a Secret Propaganda Campaign to Manufacture a False Case for War Against Iraq. Article II
Falsely, Systematically, and with Criminal Intent Conflating the Attacks of September 11, 2001, With Misrepresentation of Iraq as a Security Threat as Part of Fraudulent Justification for a War of Aggression.
Article III
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Possessed Weapons of Mass Destruction, to Manufacture a False Case for War.
Article IV
Misleading the American People and Members of Congress to Believe Iraq Posed an Imminent Threat to the United States.
Article V
Illegally Misspending Funds to Secretly Begin a War of Aggression.
Article VI
Invading Iraq in Violation of the Requirements of H. J. Res114.
Article VII
Invading Iraq Absent a Declaration of War.
Article VIII
Invading Iraq, A Sovereign Nation, in Violation of the UN Charter.
Article IX
Failing to Provide Troops With Body Armor and Vehicle Armor.
Article X
Falsifying Accounts of US Troop Deaths and Injuries for Political Purposes.
Article XI
Establishment of Permanent U.S. Military Bases in Iraq.
Article XII
Initiating a War Against Iraq for Control of That Nation's Natural Resources.
Article XIII
Creating a Secret Task Force to Develop Energy and Military Policies With Respect to Iraq and Other Countries.
Article XIV
Misprision of a Felony, Misuse and Exposure of Classified Information And Obstruction of Justice in the Matter of Valerie Plame Wilson, Clandestine Agent of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Article XV
Providing Immunity from Prosecution for Criminal Contractors in Iraq.
Article XVI
Reckless Misspending and Waste of U.S. Tax Dollars in Connection With Iraq and US Contractors.
Article XVII
Illegal Detention: Detaining Indefinitely And Without Charge Persons Both U.S. Citizens and Foreign Captives.
Article XVIII
Torture: Secretly Authorizing, and Encouraging the Use of Torture Against Captives in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Other Places, as a Matter of Official Policy.
Article XIX
Rendition: Kidnapping People and Taking Them Against Their Will to "Black Sites" Located in Other Nations, Including Nations Known to Practice Torture.
Article XX
Imprisoning Children.
Article XXI
Misleading Congress and the American People About Threats from Iran, and Supporting Terrorist Organizations Within Iran, With the Goal of Overthrowing the Iranian Government.
Article XXII
Creating Secret Laws.
Article XXIII
Violation of the Posse Comitatus Act.
Article XXIV
Spying on American Citizens, Without a Court-Ordered Warrant, in Violation of the Law and the Fourth Amendment.
Article XXV
Directing Telecommunications Companies to Create an Illegal and Unconstitutional Database of the Private Telephone Numbers and Emails of American Citizens.
Article XXVI
Announcing the Intent to Violate Laws with Signing Statements.
Article XXVII
Failing to Comply with Congressional Subpoenas and Instructing Former Employees Not to Comply.
Article XXVIII
Tampering with Free and Fair Elections, Corruption of the Administration of Justice.
Article XXIX
Conspiracy to Violate the Voting Rights Act of 1965.
Article XXX
Misleading Congress and the American People in an Attempt to Destroy Medicare.
Article XXXI
Katrina: Failure to Plan for the Predicted Disaster of Hurricane Katrina, Failure to Respond to a Civil Emergency.
Article XXXII
Misleading Congress and the American People, Systematically Undermining Efforts to Address Global Climate Change.
Article XXXIII
Repeatedly Ignored and Failed to Respond to High Level Intelligence Warnings of Planned Terrorist Attacks in the US, Prior to 911.
Article XXXIV
Obstruction of the Investigation into the Attacks of September 11, 2001.
Article XXXV
Endangering the Health of 911 First Responders.
_______ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT FOR PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSHResolved, that President George W. Bush be impeached for high crimes and misdemeanors, and that the following articles of impeachment be exhibited to the United States Senate:Articles of impeachment exhibited by the House of Representatives of the United States of America in the name of itself and of the people of the United States of America, in maintenance and support of its impeachment against President George W. Bush for high crimes and misdemeanors.In his conduct while President of the United States, George W. Bush, in violation of his constitutional oath to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States and, to the best of his ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States, and in violation of his constitutional duty to take care that the laws be faithfully executed, has committed the following abuses of power.
The Next First Lady
With all that has been said about Michelle Obama, ("loose cannon", "isn't proud of her country") I have yet to see any real reasons why she wouldn't be a great First Lady. In fact, I think it would be refreshing to have young children in the White House again, reminicent of the Kennedy White House.
As far as Cindy McCain goes, I think she should have served time for prescription fraud and for stealing narcotics. Her husband used his position to influence the DEA investigation against CRIMES Ms. McCain committed against her own charity. She recieved not a slap on the wrist. She committed a crime that puts people away everyday in this country.
If this race becomes a "Kerry/Bush bake off" of Michelle and Cindy's favorite cookie recipes (oh so vintage 2003), don't be surprised if Cindy's come out with some Vicodin in them.
Now, don't tell me if Hillary had been stealing prescriptions and ripping off her charity to get high, the vultures at the GOP wouldn't have sent Bill packing back to Hope in 1992......
Cindy McCain isn't off limits....
As far as Cindy McCain goes, I think she should have served time for prescription fraud and for stealing narcotics. Her husband used his position to influence the DEA investigation against CRIMES Ms. McCain committed against her own charity. She recieved not a slap on the wrist. She committed a crime that puts people away everyday in this country.
If this race becomes a "Kerry/Bush bake off" of Michelle and Cindy's favorite cookie recipes (oh so vintage 2003), don't be surprised if Cindy's come out with some Vicodin in them.
Now, don't tell me if Hillary had been stealing prescriptions and ripping off her charity to get high, the vultures at the GOP wouldn't have sent Bill packing back to Hope in 1992......
Cindy McCain isn't off limits....
Saturday, June 14, 2008
From the Ann Coulter Diaries
Yeah, I read Ann Coulter. Kind of like the "fight them over there" mentality, I read Ann so you don't have to.
But this post was so absurd, I could even believe I was actually reading it. I was morbidly curious and anxiously waiting for the punch line
From http://www.anncoulter.com/:
"... yes, the man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents."
Are you serious Ann? He will go down in history as one of the biggest mistakes America ever made.
To coin a phrase from my favorite male prostitute/white house press corp "journalist", is Ann "divorced from reality?"
" Merely taking out Saddam Hussein and his winsome sons Uday and Qusay (Hussein family slogan: "We're the Rape Room People!") constitutes a greater humanitarian accomplishment than anything Bill Clinton ever did -- and I'm including remembering Monica's name on the sixth sexual encounter."
Saddam the big bad guy. Basically we invaded a soverign nation. Funny Ann doesn't mention Bush's failure to capture the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, a 6 foot tall arab with a trick kidney, Osama Bin Laden.
"But unlike liberals, who are so anxious to send American troops to Rwanda or Darfur, Republicans oppose deploying U.S. troops for purely humanitarian purposes. We invaded Iraq to protect America."
Yet, when Clinton DIDN'T send troops for purely humanitarian purposes, the Repukes got their tightie whities in a binch.
"It is unquestionable that Bush has made this country safe by keeping Islamic lunatics pinned down fighting our troops in Iraq. In the past few years, our brave troops have killed more than 20,000 al-Qaida and other Islamic militants in Iraq alone. That's 20,000 terrorists who will never board a plane headed for JFK -- or a landmark building, for that matter. We are, in fact, fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them at, say, the corner of 72nd and Columbus in Manhattan -- the mere mention of which never fails to enrage liberals, which is why you should say it as often as possible."
Why you should say it as often as possible, is because it is the ONLY thing the Repukes have. Still no mention of Bin Laden.....
"The Iraq war has been a stunning success. The Iraqi army is "standing up" (as they say), fat Muqtada al-Sadr --the Dr. Phil of Islamofascist radicalism -- has waddled off in retreat to Iran, and Sadr City and Basra are no longer war zones. Our servicemen must be baffled by the constant nay-saying coming from their own country."
Stunning success? I have yet to find one single article, one single publication, one single report of congress that concurs with our fair maiden Ann.....
And I guess one could say "waddled off in retreat to Iran" is clever Ann-speak for "has evaded our pursuit, yet again."
"Monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than a weekend with Anna Nicole Smith. According to a CNN report last week, for the entire month of May, there were only 19 troop deaths in Iraq. (Last year, five people on average were shot every day in Chicago.) With Iraqi deaths at an all-time low, Iraq is safer than Detroit -- although the Middle Eastern food is still better in Detroit."
I have never had Middle Eastern food in Detroit, so I am not sure about that. But comparing front line deaths and casualties to people getting shot in Chicago, is a little misleading. Comparatively speaking the ratios to Chicago residents to troops, the troop deaths outnumber Chicago shootings. Plus, a death to shooting deaths comparason would be more accurate. And, the Anna Nicole Smith mention was low, even for Ann. Maybe she should have said "monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than the number of gay Republican Congressmen who solicit young pages, or strangers in airport bathrooms."
"Al-Qaida is virtually destroyed, surprising even the CIA."......" It's almost as if there's been some sort of "surge" going on, as strange as that sounds. Just this week, The New York Times reported that al-Qaida and other terrorist groups in Southeast Asia have all but disappeared, starved of money and support. The U.S. and Australia have been working closely with the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia, sending them counterterrorism equipment and personnel. But no one notices when 9/11 doesn't happen."
I think al-Qaida "scattered" is a much more accurate analysis. Yet no mention of the Taliban. In fact, this week hundreds of Taliban escaped from prison in Afghanistan. Remember Afghanistan Ann???????? Yeah, Bush doesn't either.
Yeah, kind of how no one notices when 9/11 didn't happen on Clinton's watch. He had his 9/11 in 1993, and thrwarted another attack on LAX. But lets not talk about Clinton's successes. (balancing the budget, reforming welfare, unsurpassed times of peace, etc.) Lets just don't forget to mention Monica in an article Ann. I mean, that is news.....
But liberals have only blind hatred for Bush -- and for those brute American interrogators who do not supply extra helpings of béarnaise sauce to the little darlings at Guantanamo with sufficient alacrity."
Just because the consitution is on soft supple paper, does NOT mean you can wipe your ass with it. And I am pretty sure that people like McCain would have a problem with the US giving the finger to the Geneva Convention. I know for a fact you would not want a captured US soldier to be treated like we have treated enemy combatants. Rendention, torture, etc. It isn't okay just cause we do it. There is no excuse.
"The sheer repetition of lies about Bush is wearing people down. There is not a liberal in this country worthy of kissing Bush's rear end, but the weakest members of the herd run from Bush. Compared to the lickspittles denying and attacking him, "
I wouldn't walk across the street to shake Bush's hand, much less want to kiss his ass. I don't know anyone who would want to.
"Bush is a moral giant -- if that's not damning with faint praise. John McCain should be so lucky as to be running for Bush's third term. Then he might have a chance."
A moral giant. Holy shit. This man gave orders from the Oval Office to committ treason. This man gave the order to spy on Americans. This man gave the order to wage war against a soverign nation that had nothing to do with 9/11. This man hired Brownie, among other completely incompetent and unworthy Bushites. Abu-Garab, no bid contracts, numerous "homosexual" scandals, billions of American tax dollars missing in Iraq, strong-arming whistleblowers, Alberto Gonzo, stolen elections and disinfranchised American voters, on and on and on.....
No matter how you twist it, those are the facts.
I hope John McCain runs for Bush's "third term". He will remind the American voters of the continuous failures of the Bush administration. Too many to list.
Ann keeps writing this shit so people will read. We can't help but find insanity in the off the wall, crazy, stupid crap she is going to say. I guess when we stop reading and stop watching her almost crack-infused interviews, she will just disappear into the nothingness.
We can only hope.
But this post was so absurd, I could even believe I was actually reading it. I was morbidly curious and anxiously waiting for the punch line
From http://www.anncoulter.com/:
"... yes, the man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America's greatest presidents."
Are you serious Ann? He will go down in history as one of the biggest mistakes America ever made.
To coin a phrase from my favorite male prostitute/white house press corp "journalist", is Ann "divorced from reality?"
" Merely taking out Saddam Hussein and his winsome sons Uday and Qusay (Hussein family slogan: "We're the Rape Room People!") constitutes a greater humanitarian accomplishment than anything Bill Clinton ever did -- and I'm including remembering Monica's name on the sixth sexual encounter."
Saddam the big bad guy. Basically we invaded a soverign nation. Funny Ann doesn't mention Bush's failure to capture the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, a 6 foot tall arab with a trick kidney, Osama Bin Laden.
"But unlike liberals, who are so anxious to send American troops to Rwanda or Darfur, Republicans oppose deploying U.S. troops for purely humanitarian purposes. We invaded Iraq to protect America."
Yet, when Clinton DIDN'T send troops for purely humanitarian purposes, the Repukes got their tightie whities in a binch.
"It is unquestionable that Bush has made this country safe by keeping Islamic lunatics pinned down fighting our troops in Iraq. In the past few years, our brave troops have killed more than 20,000 al-Qaida and other Islamic militants in Iraq alone. That's 20,000 terrorists who will never board a plane headed for JFK -- or a landmark building, for that matter. We are, in fact, fighting them over there so we don't have to fight them at, say, the corner of 72nd and Columbus in Manhattan -- the mere mention of which never fails to enrage liberals, which is why you should say it as often as possible."
Why you should say it as often as possible, is because it is the ONLY thing the Repukes have. Still no mention of Bin Laden.....
"The Iraq war has been a stunning success. The Iraqi army is "standing up" (as they say), fat Muqtada al-Sadr --the Dr. Phil of Islamofascist radicalism -- has waddled off in retreat to Iran, and Sadr City and Basra are no longer war zones. Our servicemen must be baffled by the constant nay-saying coming from their own country."
Stunning success? I have yet to find one single article, one single publication, one single report of congress that concurs with our fair maiden Ann.....
And I guess one could say "waddled off in retreat to Iran" is clever Ann-speak for "has evaded our pursuit, yet again."
"Monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than a weekend with Anna Nicole Smith. According to a CNN report last week, for the entire month of May, there were only 19 troop deaths in Iraq. (Last year, five people on average were shot every day in Chicago.) With Iraqi deaths at an all-time low, Iraq is safer than Detroit -- although the Middle Eastern food is still better in Detroit."
I have never had Middle Eastern food in Detroit, so I am not sure about that. But comparing front line deaths and casualties to people getting shot in Chicago, is a little misleading. Comparatively speaking the ratios to Chicago residents to troops, the troop deaths outnumber Chicago shootings. Plus, a death to shooting deaths comparason would be more accurate. And, the Anna Nicole Smith mention was low, even for Ann. Maybe she should have said "monthly casualties in Iraq now come in slightly lower than the number of gay Republican Congressmen who solicit young pages, or strangers in airport bathrooms."
"Al-Qaida is virtually destroyed, surprising even the CIA."......" It's almost as if there's been some sort of "surge" going on, as strange as that sounds. Just this week, The New York Times reported that al-Qaida and other terrorist groups in Southeast Asia have all but disappeared, starved of money and support. The U.S. and Australia have been working closely with the Philippines, Malaysia and Indonesia, sending them counterterrorism equipment and personnel. But no one notices when 9/11 doesn't happen."
I think al-Qaida "scattered" is a much more accurate analysis. Yet no mention of the Taliban. In fact, this week hundreds of Taliban escaped from prison in Afghanistan. Remember Afghanistan Ann???????? Yeah, Bush doesn't either.
Yeah, kind of how no one notices when 9/11 didn't happen on Clinton's watch. He had his 9/11 in 1993, and thrwarted another attack on LAX. But lets not talk about Clinton's successes. (balancing the budget, reforming welfare, unsurpassed times of peace, etc.) Lets just don't forget to mention Monica in an article Ann. I mean, that is news.....
But liberals have only blind hatred for Bush -- and for those brute American interrogators who do not supply extra helpings of béarnaise sauce to the little darlings at Guantanamo with sufficient alacrity."
Just because the consitution is on soft supple paper, does NOT mean you can wipe your ass with it. And I am pretty sure that people like McCain would have a problem with the US giving the finger to the Geneva Convention. I know for a fact you would not want a captured US soldier to be treated like we have treated enemy combatants. Rendention, torture, etc. It isn't okay just cause we do it. There is no excuse.
"The sheer repetition of lies about Bush is wearing people down. There is not a liberal in this country worthy of kissing Bush's rear end, but the weakest members of the herd run from Bush. Compared to the lickspittles denying and attacking him, "
I wouldn't walk across the street to shake Bush's hand, much less want to kiss his ass. I don't know anyone who would want to.
"Bush is a moral giant -- if that's not damning with faint praise. John McCain should be so lucky as to be running for Bush's third term. Then he might have a chance."
A moral giant. Holy shit. This man gave orders from the Oval Office to committ treason. This man gave the order to spy on Americans. This man gave the order to wage war against a soverign nation that had nothing to do with 9/11. This man hired Brownie, among other completely incompetent and unworthy Bushites. Abu-Garab, no bid contracts, numerous "homosexual" scandals, billions of American tax dollars missing in Iraq, strong-arming whistleblowers, Alberto Gonzo, stolen elections and disinfranchised American voters, on and on and on.....
No matter how you twist it, those are the facts.
I hope John McCain runs for Bush's "third term". He will remind the American voters of the continuous failures of the Bush administration. Too many to list.
Ann keeps writing this shit so people will read. We can't help but find insanity in the off the wall, crazy, stupid crap she is going to say. I guess when we stop reading and stop watching her almost crack-infused interviews, she will just disappear into the nothingness.
We can only hope.
Friday, June 13, 2008
John McCain said on Friday of the GitMo Detainee hoopla......
"The United States Supreme Court yesterday rendered a decision which I think is one of the worst decisions in the history of this country,"
Really....
What about in 2000 when they delivered the presidency to George Bush. They just can't stop fucking stuff up up there......
Has Scalia been playing Sudoku during hearings again???
Geez.....
God forbid the High Court actually uphold the laws of this country....wtf.....
"The United States Supreme Court yesterday rendered a decision which I think is one of the worst decisions in the history of this country,"
Really....
What about in 2000 when they delivered the presidency to George Bush. They just can't stop fucking stuff up up there......
Has Scalia been playing Sudoku during hearings again???
Geez.....
God forbid the High Court actually uphold the laws of this country....wtf.....
More gay republican news......
More Gay Republican Humor
At the National Press Club dinner, Dick Cheney was speaking and Jeff Gannon was in the audience......in awe, and sucking down oysters....
I posed this question to Jeffers....."How could you eat with Dick Cheney speaking??"
Duh.
Jeff is used to eating with a Dick in front of him...
Ba Dum Dum!
Those crazy Log Cabins....
Glenn Murphy Jr., the former head of Indiana’s Clark County Republican Party and chairman of the Young Republican National Federation was just hanging out with a friend ("victim") one eve and just like so many "Boys' Nights" end up, Murphy's victim awoke to Glenn's mouth around his penis.......
The victim of course, sued.
Murphy was going to fight the charges until the prosecution said they could dig up three other men who said he’d pulled the old “whoops how did your dick end up in my mouth?” trick on them.
Maybe a good defense would be "I was on Ambien". I hear you do some freaky shit on that stuff.
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