Please forget about me being a Deregulator....

Dear Friends,
Please forget about me being a Deregulator....
I mean please do not watch this video.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ycPJr7YWmQ .
And right now I am giving a speech in Bethlehem, PA saying not to trust Barack Obama because what he says now, doesn't equal to what he said in the past.
But, I keep forgetting (its the age thing) that I have been a DEREGULATOR for decades. I only decided to be pro-regulation when my nuts got in a bind because of the financial Katrina created by the administration of the last president who's name does escape me at the time (again, the age thing). So, since I can't remember who the last 8 years belonged to, and since the 8 years prior to him were really great and we need to get there financially again, but that guy was a evil democrat bastard, I can't name him either (the pride thing). So, instead I'll go for the Reagan guy. Everyone loves an old Republican. But they don't like celebrities! Except for Reagan, and Arnold...you know the gov of California.
I have to get back to my speech. I am writing you this letter on my blackberry which I personally programmed to read my mind and email my contact list. I am a genius, but I actually voted against the bill that would allow you guys out there to have this technology. Sucks to be you.
Sarah Palin thinks we are where Jesus was born. The public loves it so I won't correct her.
John

Keating Five..

http://bloggerinterrupted.com/2008/09/keating-5-protestors-take-over-live-fox-coverage-of-mccain-event

Lest we forget.....

Joe Biden is D.Lish.Us.

Enough about Sarah's stupid Tina Fey glasses, she may look smart but when she opens that mouth and spews, we know different....

Oh sure, McCain has 26 years in Washington and has deregulated everything!!! (but somehow is now for regulations?)

And Obama is Harvard educated, smart, articulate, and blah blah blah....

Why isn't anyone saying how HOT Joe Biden is????????? I mean honestly, the Democrat ticket is WAY sexier than the Republican one....

So, on pure sex appeal.....which I think is the Republican platform this year since they have NOTHING ELSE TO RUN ON.....I'm going with a Smokin' Hot Cup of Joe...Joe Biden that is...

Sarah Bush

I have read Anne Kilkenny's letter about Sarah Palin and this paragraph struck me....In fact, struck me so hard, I went right back to 2001.....

"Sarah complained about the “old boy’s club” when she first ran for Mayor, so what did she bring Wasilla? A new set of “old boys”. Palin fired most of the experienced staff she inherited. At the City and as Governor she hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on her for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further her personal agenda, as she has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the State’s top cop."

Now, replace this with this....In 2000:

"Bush complained about the “old boy’s club” when he first ran for President, so what did he bring Washington? A new set of “old boys”. Bush fired most of the experienced staff he inherited. As the Governor of Texas and the President he hired or elevated new, inexperienced, obscure people, creating a staff totally dependent on him for their jobs and eternally grateful and fiercely loyal–loyal to the point of abusing their power to further his personal agenda, as he has acknowledged happened in the case of pressuring the Nations' top cop."

(The "top cop" could be Richard Clarke?)

This woman is Carrie Bradshaw in fake Pradas...something just ain't right!

Obama/Biden 08

Food for thought.

• Jesus Christ was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.

Thank you Huffingtonpost commentor....

That was good.

Praying for Rain....UPDATE

Remember the tard from Focus on the Family who asked his nation to pray for a downpour during Obama's speech????

I guess Karma is a bitch.....
Wonder how dickish that guy feels now. The DNC has picture perfect weather for Obama's speech and the whole first night of the RNC was SHOT!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!

But no skin off these repukes back....
They just high tailed it to the Minneapolis / St. Paul bathroom for a little snuggling...Larry Craig style....
sinners

Peace ya'll.....

How come Bristol got a Choice????????

Sarah Palin issued a written statement about Bristol's pregnancy:



".....Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. We're proud of Bristol's decision to have her baby ........."



WAIT, WHAT?????

How come Bristol gets a DECISION whether or not to keep the baby? A decision means a choice between options.

Palin is PRO-LIFE in every circumstance even incest and rape!!!!!



Why does Bristol get a DECISION when the rest of American Women would not under a Palin administration????



Get this woman back to Alaska where she can oversee the breeding going on at the Governor's mansion....

Damn..

Sarah Palin is NOT going to bother herself with American History...

Here is Palin’s response to a candidate questionnaire for the Alaska 2006 gubernatorial race:

Are you offended by the phrase “Under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance? Why or why not?

SP: Not on your life. If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.

I'm guessing while Sarah was teaching her 17 year old daughter the dangers of teenage pregnancy and how condoms are BAAAADD, she should have picked up a damn history book....
The phrase "under God" was not added to the Pledge of Allegiance until 1954.

McCain/ Palin 2008

The Republicans are going for the "awww...she sure is purdy aint she pa" vote. Nice to see that Republicans are turning back to into Heterosexuals......

Wtf...

Pregnancy-gate, Trooper-gate...

Cindy McCain thinks Palin has foreign policy experience cause Alaska is close to Russia. Well, Jose has a gas station close to the Texas/Mexico border, so....JOSE FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL!

Take another Vicodin Cindy.

Here is a picture of Palin a mere 5 weeks before she gave birth to her daughter's baby....ahem....

But the Republicans are SO ARROGANT and frankly STUPID, they think they will get away with it.

I guess all the talking heads who think Obama was "not experienced enough to run the country" think Palin is?????? You know the VP is not just the cantankerous old fart who shoots people in the face, the VP is actually one heartbeat away from the OVAL OFFICE, which PALIN is NOT QUALIFIED IN ANY WAY FOR!!!!!

Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is just crazy.

Honestly, I think McCain knows he is going to lose the big election. So instead of ruining the careers of Romney, Pawlently or all the other Evangelical Preacher looking VP vetters, he chose a WOMAN with a dismal and quite empty record so when he has a pathetic showing, he can blame his VP choice....A WOMAN!

Praying for rain.....

Okay, the Asshats at Focus on the Family have done it yet again....
Praying for "downpours" during Obama's speech at the Democratic Convention....

Do these pricks even read the Bible? Could there be a more selfish prayer??

Do you think the mass exodus from New Orleans due to Katrina, or the people in the mid-west who just recently lost homes and lives would 'amen' such a prayer?

Plus, GOD can't bring the floods and isn't listening to your self-serving prayers.....

The man who is going to save us all from eternal hell and damnation (aka Bush foreign policy and economic plan)...is on vacation in Hawaii....

Plus, Denver.....
Denver....
I remember something about Denver.....who was that guy....you know that EVANGELICAL preacher.....the leader of Life Church...you know the one...the one who visited the White House and was one of President Bush's spiritual advisors....you know......

Yes! Ass sex and meth high loving TED HAGGARD!!!

Denver is where ALL the closet homosexual evangelical preachers ( like 99% of all of them) go for "massages" and to buy meth "just to throw it away later".....

THAT is why they are praying for rain.....its a good excuse for all the "spiritual advisors" like Dobson to stay in their hotels and "order in"......

Timothy Dale Johnson...another reason gun laws suck and handguns are for pussies...

My condolences to the Gwatney family for their loss. It was a senseless killing, with an even senseless killer.

Just how mentally unstable do you have to be to obtain a handgun???
They found not one, but two handguns in Timothy Dale Johnson's truck after police shot and killed this waste of oxygen. This guy was "shaking" when he turned in his Target credentials after writing graffiti on a wall in the Target where he was employed. How very truck stop of him. What did he write? "For some serious man love, be here at 2am sharp!"?
Okay, so I'm guessing he has shown some mental instability in the past. He may not have a criminal record to speak of, but his mental stability had to come into question at one point. You don't just lose you wiring after getting fired from a making 8 bucks and hour at flipping Target!
If this isn' YET ANOTHER example of how the gun laws in this Gawdforsaken country desperately need an enema...i don't know what would substanciate as one.

For the Peaches!!!

Okay, before you redneck dumbasses call Rush Limbaugh's or James Dobson's radio shows wondering "how in the hell did the Russians get into Georgia?"......
LOL.
Im just laughing literally out loud about this. You know there are some idiots out there who were watching NASCAR, drinking Keystone and eating Cheetoes when the remote fell off the Wal-mart Lazy Boy knock-off recliner accidentally changing the TV sitting on a wire spool to CNN with "BREAKING NEWS" reports of the Russians invading and bombing Gerogia.....
If you close your eyes you can almost hear Appalacia collectively grabbing their unregistered guns and "survival gear" (aka, beef jerky, shotgun shells)and firing up the Chevy truck with the rebel flag license plate, fake metal bull nuts hanging from the bumper and a "W" windshield sticker...headed to defend Savannah.....

TOBY KEITH IS A RACIST REDNECK PIG

Okay, the Dixie Chicks were right....Fuck You Toby Keith
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/lynching-advocate-toby-ke_b_116995.html

In a radio show interview, the uber-conservative, "stick a boot in their ass" mentality of Toby Keith showed through yet once again. He said that Obama doesn't walk, talk or carry himself as a black man and says that basically the only reason he is in contention for the white house is because he "acts caucasion".

OMG.

I forgot that white rednecks who watch NASCAR like Keith have all the "smarts" to be President. I mean, look at brush-clearin' Bush. He was a good ol' boy.

Toby....stick to your stupid songs and your shitty bar-b-que joint and shut the fuck up about things you have no idea about.

And this is rich......before he says that Obama "acts" white, he talks about we can't get passed the racism that has plagued our nation for so many years. Laughable.

When people like Mr. Keith can see totally past color and all the stereotypes, then we have surpassed racism. And Toby Keith clearly sees people as "acting white" or "acting black"....
Which is racist.

VIVA OBAMA!!!!!!!

The other day, I got my "OBAMA 08" bumper sticker in the mail and it took me about 20 seconds to run out and slap it on the back of the car.
It took about 30 minutes into driving around town before I got the finger.

I just love "moral" conservatives....

Viva Obama !

ALOT of B.S.....

"....and the Douchebag of the Day Award goes to....Senator Kevin L. Bryant.."

Let's compare Mr. Bryant to.......





meth and ass sex loving Ted Haggard!!!!
They both have rosy little red cheekies and the same hair dye.......










Senator Kevin L. Bryant District 3 - Anderson Co.Contact Address:
(H)
104-A North Ave., Anderson, 29625
Cell
(864) 202-8394
(C)
606 Gressette Bldg., Columbia, 29201
Bus.
(803) 212-6024
E-Mail Address: BRYANTK@scsenate.org

From Wonkette.....Jesse Helms

OMG....I was laughing so hard when I read this from Wonkette.

As we all know, racist old colostomy bag Jesse Helms bravely died on the patriotic anti-gay July 4 day of American Independence … or did he?

Our sources in North Carolina say there’s an insane nursing-home cover-up engineered by the Jesse Helms Center’s goons to make gullible racist Americans believe Helms died and went to Hell in the early hours of July 4, when his rancid body actually expired on the night of July 3!

Sure, you’re an elitist communist and you’re thinking, “Who could possibly give a shit when Jesse Helms died, except that he should’ve died forty or fifty years ago, when it might’ve made a difference?”

Well, the kind of ignorant white trash who just love Jesse Helms are not having a real good time of things right now. They are poorer than ever, deeper in debt, their jobs were long ago shipped off to China, and they can’t even afford a gallon of gasoline so they can ride their quad in circles around their shack, which is their main recreation after watching NASCAR and eating sixty-packs of Hot Cheetos. Also, a nigra is about to be president!

As we learned this weekend, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams and Jesus all died on the Fourth of July, proving their Super Patriotism. If Jesse Helms also died on July 4, that would give special comfort to the bitters, while also making slavery retroactively legal again. But this is what we’re hearing from our southern operatives:

“It appears that the little shit, Helms, might actually have died at 10:30 p.m. on 7/3 and the nursing home faked the records.”

We asked for details, proof, linkage, and about all we’ve learned for sure is that this rumor appeared in the comments of a New York Times post about Helms’ death and then the comments were disappeared, the same way Helms’ right-wing death-squad boyfriends in Latin America disappeared their freedom-loving enemies!

Today, we’re hearing through a “contact” at the Mayview Convalescent Center in Raleigh — where Helms died and spent his last rotten years — that the nursing home deliberately falsified the time of death, probably on orders from the Jesse Helms Center.

Hilarious......

Bush's Torture Policy

Did you catch Addison's testimony last week? Basically if he had just shown up with a big "Fuck this" written on his t-shirt, that would have pretty much summed it up.

Does this administration really just thumb it's nose at accountability and the Legislative leg of this so called system of government with checks and balances?

They have lawyers for the lawyers, each with their own perception of the law. Now, the SCOTUS is trying to "interpret" the Constitution to apply what they thought the founding fathers "intended" to say. Well, I guess I can agree with the "all MEN are created equal" thingy....that was intended to say "all Human Beings are created equal"...they kind of dropped the ink well on that one.

I really used to be all about the President being corrupt and a slimebag, but I think that is just a mute point now. I really think the sleeze comes straight from the Office of the Vice President. His cronies were the ones who penned the torture memos, his office was the one who held secret meetings with energy company officials(pre-9/11) before his terrorism task force met (post 9/11 btw), Haliburton no-bids, and he outed covert op Valerie Plame. He shot his friend in the freaking face. They don't call him "Dick" for nothing. Addington is one of his knights in this round table of shame and moral-corruptness. But you have to give Addington some cred, I guess he could have opted for the "phone-it-in" version that Rove wanted to give the Committee.

Don't you miss the days where the VP just bitched and moaned and embarassed himself at spelling bees?

Just wake up people...there won't be an election in November. Bush will declare martial law after invading Iran around..... I say..... Late September, early October. Just a predict.

Peace ya'll

What?????

Who the hell gave Joey Fattone ANOTHER singing show/catastrophe to host?????
BYE...BYE....BYE.....

Friday song blogging....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCROzdKH_8A

Favorite song....eva!!!!!!
It's "Blue" by the Jayhawks on the CD "Tomorrow the Green Grass"

And to the punk who stole mine, rot....rot...rot....

Happy Friday blogging.....im supposed to be working on the wedding.....

Shells

Dear Santa,

Valentino....(very cool stripper shoes huh?)







Valentino.....










Manolo...

Louboutin....

I have been a very very good girl......

Go to Neimans.....Im a size 8.5.

Love,

Shelly