Thursday, August 14, 2008

Praying for rain.....

Okay, the Asshats at Focus on the Family have done it yet again....
Praying for "downpours" during Obama's speech at the Democratic Convention....

Do these pricks even read the Bible? Could there be a more selfish prayer??

Do you think the mass exodus from New Orleans due to Katrina, or the people in the mid-west who just recently lost homes and lives would 'amen' such a prayer?

Plus, GOD can't bring the floods and isn't listening to your self-serving prayers.....

The man who is going to save us all from eternal hell and damnation (aka Bush foreign policy and economic plan)...is on vacation in Hawaii....

Plus, Denver.....
Denver....
I remember something about Denver.....who was that guy....you know that EVANGELICAL preacher.....the leader of Life Church...you know the one...the one who visited the White House and was one of President Bush's spiritual advisors....you know......

Yes! Ass sex and meth high loving TED HAGGARD!!!

Denver is where ALL the closet homosexual evangelical preachers ( like 99% of all of them) go for "massages" and to buy meth "just to throw it away later".....

THAT is why they are praying for rain.....its a good excuse for all the "spiritual advisors" like Dobson to stay in their hotels and "order in"......

Timothy Dale Johnson...another reason gun laws suck and handguns are for pussies...

My condolences to the Gwatney family for their loss. It was a senseless killing, with an even senseless killer.

Just how mentally unstable do you have to be to obtain a handgun???
They found not one, but two handguns in Timothy Dale Johnson's truck after police shot and killed this waste of oxygen. This guy was "shaking" when he turned in his Target credentials after writing graffiti on a wall in the Target where he was employed. How very truck stop of him. What did he write? "For some serious man love, be here at 2am sharp!"?
Okay, so I'm guessing he has shown some mental instability in the past. He may not have a criminal record to speak of, but his mental stability had to come into question at one point. You don't just lose you wiring after getting fired from a making 8 bucks and hour at flipping Target!
If this isn' YET ANOTHER example of how the gun laws in this Gawdforsaken country desperately need an enema...i don't know what would substanciate as one.

For the Peaches!!!

Okay, before you redneck dumbasses call Rush Limbaugh's or James Dobson's radio shows wondering "how in the hell did the Russians get into Georgia?"......
LOL.
Im just laughing literally out loud about this. You know there are some idiots out there who were watching NASCAR, drinking Keystone and eating Cheetoes when the remote fell off the Wal-mart Lazy Boy knock-off recliner accidentally changing the TV sitting on a wire spool to CNN with "BREAKING NEWS" reports of the Russians invading and bombing Gerogia.....
If you close your eyes you can almost hear Appalacia collectively grabbing their unregistered guns and "survival gear" (aka, beef jerky, shotgun shells)and firing up the Chevy truck with the rebel flag license plate, fake metal bull nuts hanging from the bumper and a "W" windshield sticker...headed to defend Savannah.....

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

TOBY KEITH IS A RACIST REDNECK PIG

Okay, the Dixie Chicks were right....Fuck You Toby Keith
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/max-blumenthal/lynching-advocate-toby-ke_b_116995.html

In a radio show interview, the uber-conservative, "stick a boot in their ass" mentality of Toby Keith showed through yet once again. He said that Obama doesn't walk, talk or carry himself as a black man and says that basically the only reason he is in contention for the white house is because he "acts caucasion".

OMG.

I forgot that white rednecks who watch NASCAR like Keith have all the "smarts" to be President. I mean, look at brush-clearin' Bush. He was a good ol' boy.

Toby....stick to your stupid songs and your shitty bar-b-que joint and shut the fuck up about things you have no idea about.

And this is rich......before he says that Obama "acts" white, he talks about we can't get passed the racism that has plagued our nation for so many years. Laughable.

When people like Mr. Keith can see totally past color and all the stereotypes, then we have surpassed racism. And Toby Keith clearly sees people as "acting white" or "acting black"....
Which is racist.